I kinda realized that I’ve been writing a lot about
school lately, being nostalgic at its best huh? So while we are still going down
the memory lane, I decided I’ll write about the different kinds of people or
should I say weirdos we encounter through school.
The Dan Humphrey
This person knows everything about everyone, it’s insane. She’s like the television you cannot switch off and for some, don’t want to switch off. And she’d quote phrases like “OMG did you know?” and you’re like “….here we go again” *dramatic eye roll* because you would have heard that same story a twenty billion times already from the same exact person. Dan Humphrey cannot shut up, doesn’t know how to shut up rather. The worse is when she’d say, “That’s old news love” and you’d just think old news? Was I stuck in time or living under a rock or something?
The Crazies
These girls are usually the ones who are obsessed with a particular band or an actor or a series. And when I say obsessed I don’t mean, the normal ones who once in a while would talk about it, I mean, as the name suggests, crazy insane obsessed! These girls get depressed and don’t eat if their favorite actor who they potentially have a crush on, start dating someone, it is that level of crazy that I’m talking about. They are always talking about that one thing, 24 by 7. They hyperventilate and shriek their lungs out everytime something comes out by the media.
This person knows everything about everyone, it’s insane. She’s like the television you cannot switch off and for some, don’t want to switch off. And she’d quote phrases like “OMG did you know?” and you’re like “….here we go again” *dramatic eye roll* because you would have heard that same story a twenty billion times already from the same exact person. Dan Humphrey cannot shut up, doesn’t know how to shut up rather. The worse is when she’d say, “That’s old news love” and you’d just think old news? Was I stuck in time or living under a rock or something?
The Crazies
These girls are usually the ones who are obsessed with a particular band or an actor or a series. And when I say obsessed I don’t mean, the normal ones who once in a while would talk about it, I mean, as the name suggests, crazy insane obsessed! These girls get depressed and don’t eat if their favorite actor who they potentially have a crush on, start dating someone, it is that level of crazy that I’m talking about. They are always talking about that one thing, 24 by 7. They hyperventilate and shriek their lungs out everytime something comes out by the media.
The Desperates
Every school has a bunch of people who would do rather anything to get into the ‘popular zone’. They’d do anything they were asked to do. These people are constantly making friends or rather trying to make friends with everybody, just to be known. As stupid as it sounds, they’re always trying to be the good one, helping people when they don’t even ask for it, just to get on their good side. They get insanely jealous of everyone who is in the popular zone and things get crazy. They keep posting statuses about things that are in style or trending at the moment. I know of people who’d post statuses up about football and the much new FIFA world cup, even though they have no idea as to what is happening, why? Because they’re desperate for comments, likes and all of that crap which they think would make them popular. Good luck with that, lol.
Every school has a bunch of people who would do rather anything to get into the ‘popular zone’. They’d do anything they were asked to do. These people are constantly making friends or rather trying to make friends with everybody, just to be known. As stupid as it sounds, they’re always trying to be the good one, helping people when they don’t even ask for it, just to get on their good side. They get insanely jealous of everyone who is in the popular zone and things get crazy. They keep posting statuses about things that are in style or trending at the moment. I know of people who’d post statuses up about football and the much new FIFA world cup, even though they have no idea as to what is happening, why? Because they’re desperate for comments, likes and all of that crap which they think would make them popular. Good luck with that, lol.
The Pretentious Goodie Two Shoes
The name makes it pretty clear already, but I’d get into the details anyway. These girls pretend to be the innocent, not doing any crap but only good girls, but in reality they’re actually the worst. “I don’t have a boyfriend, never had one, don’t want to, don’t like it” and then you see them grinding in parties and in your head there’s *LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL* going on. And the next day, it’s like they’ve had a memory loss, like someone hit them on the head or something and they lie about the whole thing, I’d like to hit them on the head with something myself.
The name makes it pretty clear already, but I’d get into the details anyway. These girls pretend to be the innocent, not doing any crap but only good girls, but in reality they’re actually the worst. “I don’t have a boyfriend, never had one, don’t want to, don’t like it” and then you see them grinding in parties and in your head there’s *LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL* going on. And the next day, it’s like they’ve had a memory loss, like someone hit them on the head or something and they lie about the whole thing, I’d like to hit them on the head with something myself.
The Kim Kardashian
This lady has got it all, she’s popular but filled with arrogance and attitude. She thinks she’s the best; she’s always bragging and always changing boyfriends, like she’s changing clothes. Hot and Cold by Katy Perry is the theme song of her life. She’s got all the guys running after her and she loves the attention, she makes everyone sick but everyone wants to be her friend anyway. She gets things done by people, like she’s the queen around the place and no one could say a thing against it. To conclude, she’s a nuisance.
This lady has got it all, she’s popular but filled with arrogance and attitude. She thinks she’s the best; she’s always bragging and always changing boyfriends, like she’s changing clothes. Hot and Cold by Katy Perry is the theme song of her life. She’s got all the guys running after her and she loves the attention, she makes everyone sick but everyone wants to be her friend anyway. She gets things done by people, like she’s the queen around the place and no one could say a thing against it. To conclude, she’s a nuisance.
The Love Sick
So basically let me explain this cycle to you, she dates someone, she says she’s in love with this one, breaks up, dates another someone and says she’s in love with this one. She loves every guy she dates, she cannot live without this guy, she will cry over this guy for two weeks until she has a rebound going on and boom! Before you know it, she’s in love with this one too. These kind of girls make me sick to my stomach. And I don’t know whether they realize what they’re doing, but everyone else does and it’s a not a very good image you got going there, lovely.
So basically let me explain this cycle to you, she dates someone, she says she’s in love with this one, breaks up, dates another someone and says she’s in love with this one. She loves every guy she dates, she cannot live without this guy, she will cry over this guy for two weeks until she has a rebound going on and boom! Before you know it, she’s in love with this one too. These kind of girls make me sick to my stomach. And I don’t know whether they realize what they’re doing, but everyone else does and it’s a not a very good image you got going there, lovely.
The Buffet Lover
This person has a tiffin for every class. She’s always eating and despite of the amount of food she’s already had, she’s still hungry. Like is that your stomach or a hole that never ends? When this person is done with their tiffin, others you better watch out, it’s coming for yours. She’s also the one who has the most money in her wallet, why you ask? Of course to buy food from the canteen, when she runs out of it. You didn’t expect her to keep it for emergency, now do you?
This person has a tiffin for every class. She’s always eating and despite of the amount of food she’s already had, she’s still hungry. Like is that your stomach or a hole that never ends? When this person is done with their tiffin, others you better watch out, it’s coming for yours. She’s also the one who has the most money in her wallet, why you ask? Of course to buy food from the canteen, when she runs out of it. You didn’t expect her to keep it for emergency, now do you?
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